Here are some funny quotes containing the word love ... from 'on the line'.

10. People say you can't live without love ... I think oxygen is more important
9. I love you with all my butt ... I would say heart but my butt is bigger
8. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
7. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit -.-

6. A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car ... for a few days
5. I love you more than coffee ... but please don't make me prove it
4. Love is the 7th sense ... that completely destroys the other 6!
3. I'd do anything for love ... even the thing that Meatloaf wouldn't do
2. I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work!
1. Don't make love by the garden gate, lovesblind ... but the neighbours ain't


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